Get-go, a friendly disclaimer. This is not a holiday shopping listing. If you were hoping to observe something useful to requite, this own't the place. For all the useful items you lot tin potentially find while browsing effectually on Amazon, eBay or your online retailer of choice, in that location are ever the occasional WTF?! products in the mix.

This list of weird and wonderful stuff that the cyberspace has kicked upward made us gasp and giggle and shake our heads no less than x times. And while these items exhibit varying degrees of strangeness, they stand here equally proof that if you lot tin dream information technology, you tin can nearly certainly buy information technology.

Skull-Shaped Phone with LED Eyes

($9.95 with $4.45 s&h)


Who doesn't need this? LED optics that light upwardly when the phone is ringing, a removable face handset, and an excuse to starting time answering the telephone "Skullo!"

Lighter Cufflinks

($xc with free shipping)

Commonly we wouldn't choose an accessory that could potentially ship our whole outfit up in smoke, but these vintage-style cufflinks with working lighters just might modify our mind. New party trick: Roasting mini-marshmallows on cocktail sticks. Swish.

Mini Harmonica Necklace

($2.15 with free shipping)


Tired of playing a tiny air violin when your friends bemoan their #firstworldproblems? Why not take upwards the mini-harmonica and play some real mock-sympathy music! 4 notes is all yous need to make the perfect wa waa waa waahhh!

Glow-in-the-Night Bedding

($66.97 with costless shipping)


Information technology might seem counterintuitive, but glow-in-the-dark bedding is a real affair. Actually, this might exist kind of useful to gainsay your child's fear of the dark. Although when the zombies come up (which will be at night, every bit we know) this glowing bedspread might act as a beacon, thus fulfilling your kid'due south worst nightmares — or unleashing a superpower nobody knew the kid had. (It'southward win-win, really.)

Professional Eye Massager

($9.98 with $4.99 south&h)


Although professional eye massagers are touted as a groovy way to relieve stress and improve vision, nosotros can't assist but retrieve that information technology looks like a prop from Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein. That said, wearing this mask inside out would make a pretty creepy Halloween costume; although, similar all the best costumes, yous won't exist able to see.

Miracle Toast Stamper

($3.07 with free shipping)

There aren't many silverish linings to a day that starts with your toast burning, but thanks to this phenomenon toast stamper you can at least exclaim "Holy fume!" and picket your female parent/girlfriend/true cat roll its optics.

Boyfriend Pillow

($19.95 with $6.25 s&h)

Love having a swain to cozy up to, just detest men with flesh/basic/faces? Never fright, the swain pillow cuts out all the hassle of a real-life boyfriend and is happy to sit through another Sandra Bullock movie with you lot (well, as happy as a pillow always gets).

12-Foot Inflatable Animated Spider

($199.95 with $22.95 s&h)

You've probably been going through your day-to-day life without fifty-fifty the faintest inkling that you could accept an inflatable 12-foot spider in your backyard whenever you want. Well, no longer! We are pretty certain that the photoshopped kids in this picture had no idea that they were dancing with a Shelob-esque monster.

iPhone Dock / Toilet Roll Dispenser

($63 with free aircraft)

Almost people expect at a toilet gyre dispenser and see a toilet coil dispenser — simply not the good folks at Atech Flash Technology. If only this had a remote, we could subject invitee users to the scream from Psycho and scare the — er — crap out of them.

Killer Whale Submarine

(from $100,000)

Yep, it's out there! This submarine is great for the up-and-coming villain in your life and seats 1 pilot/helm and one passenger/earnest. Plus, there'southward a photographic camera congenital into the dorsal fin to go along a look out for pesky secret agents in pursuit.

In a world where LOLcats rule the internet and twerking, The Harlem Shake, and bronies all exist, it's not actually surprising that you can type three words into a search engine and find something you couldn't even have imagined for auction at a reasonable toll. At present if y'all'll alibi us, nosotros're off to blazon unicorn salary pie into Google. Fingers crossed!

Warning: Purchasing all these items together might make you await similar an evil villain furnishing his lair. Readers, have yous come beyond whatever weird and wonderful products?

Paula Kerrigan is a content writer and Assistant Editor at dealnews. Republished with permission. eight-bit Pixel 3-Letter Acronyms image by Shutterstock